Richard Simmons is gayer than ever for Air New Zealand

via Unicornbooty

Richard Simmons is doing the safety video for Air New Zealand, and we can only imagine the reaction that straight people are going to have watching this video before every flight. The double entendres are almost too much for even us gays to bear.

He’s also looking a little bit ragged…his hair is wild and crazy, and his outfits are bright, tight and out-of-sight. For real though, we are not really sure what is going on in this video, but it is certainly memorable. It’s racking up the views, and is well on its way to being a viral hit.

“Let’s kick butt!…The only way is upppppppp!”

“Come on everyone, let’s pony!”

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OK, this one is growing on us…we’re fit to fly!